Biden Confuses Israel with Idaho Amidst Lebanon Crisis!
October 1, 2024, President Joe Biden was beginning his day as usual, sipping his morning coffee and flipping through reports in the Oval Office. The briefing was standard: inflation numbers, climate updates, and geopolitical tensions. “Mr. President,” his Chief of Staff murmured cautiously, “we’ve got an urgent situation. Israel has launched a military incursion into Lebanon. It’s escalating fast.” Biden blinked, setting down his coffee cup slowly. “Wait a minute, you said Idaho ?” The room went silent, aides exchanging confused glances. “Uh, no sir,” the Chief of Staff clarified, “I said Israel , not Idaho .” But Biden was already deep in thought, furrowing his brow. “What would Idaho want with Lebanon? Potatoes aren’t a weapon of mass destruction, are they?” He leaned forward in his chair, the gravity of the situation dawning on him—or at least, his version of the situation. “Damn those spuds.” His aides scrambled to keep up. “Sir, Idaho hasn’t made any incursions into Leb